Unfamous Quotation: "Damn, we should not have partied so hard last night. Adams is puking in the outhouse and I can barely read my handwriting" (said to Jon Adams in Independence Hall, July 1, 1776).
You're trying to tell me the Founders didn't party like rockstars? We know these fuckers defeated the British - its common knowledge - but not many people know that the real reason the war ended was George Washington drank that limey fuck of a British commander Thomas Gage under the table at flip cup. Independence was the bet.
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